Diamond story

Many people have never been offered the chance for fame and glory. And those who are offered it usually take it. This is my story on what happened that fateful day. It was a summer morning; my friends and I were on the mountain (on my friend’s property). I believe we were playing chicken. Seeing how close the other would get to the edge of the rock cliff before jumping back to safety. I was waiting my turn in line when I saw a glimmer in the rocks. 

 

I went over to investigate and to my surprise I found something. 

 As it turns out I am a very convincing liar because it was decided that I would get 60% and they would split 40%. Later on that day we found almost a wheelbarrow full of these diamonds. We went inside to show the parents. 

 

I didn’t believe them at first and I went to look it up. Sure enough they were quartz crystals. It was a real bummer that they were not diamonds or I could be living on a tropical island right now instead of shoveling snow off of our roof.  

Inventions that we don't need.

I have had quite a few ideas on inventions that we do not need. Here are some of them.

You can shave your face and do your work at the same time!

For those mornings were you just cant get the fire going.

 

Everyone needs one of these!

You will be able to put this hat on anyone you want to see who might be a "dim bulb".

Giant Killer Mutant Zombie Squirrel's

Hey guys I just want you to know that I will be posting another (long) blog some time next weekend. However until then you will be stuck with looking my blog with nothing new on it. Soooooooo I made you a picture of Giant Killer Mutant Zombie Squirrel's chasing me through my front yard in the country. *Note* I have never had a good experience with squirrel's; more on that later.