23.2.12

Alexander the great and I


Those who know me know that I like anything to do with the medieval ages and back. If you don’t know me then you should know I have memorized battle plans and strategies the Romans used on the Celts, I own a collection of Cold Steel ® Broadswords and am very fascinated with the systems the Greek, Roman, Babylonian, Persian, and Carthaginian empires were run. I have reason to believe that I inherited these traits from Alexander the great. I think sometime over the period of my life I have become part Alexander (or at least have a cell or two from him). Here are ways I think I could have been part Alexander. I think that because I have a few of his cells in me that is probably were I get my interests of his time from. 

When Alexander the great died he was buried. If he had a tomb stone then I think it got knocked down and then he was lost forever to the world. Many years pass and he is turned into dirt. Then and olive plantation forms right over where he is buried. 


Once I had eaten the pizza I was overcome with sheer awesomeness.

 
 This may account for my resemblance to Alexander the great also.

 
See?
1)      My second theory is before Alexander the great died he got bitten by a vampire. Then I got bitten years later transferring some of his blood to me. 

 
1)      Last theory but not least. He breathed some air out of his lungs it traveled around the world and I breathed it in. Although my sister would argue that he actually farted and then I inhaled it. Either way I think I could possibly have some of his awesome cells in me consequently making me awesome also.

15.2.12

My little brother's drawings.

So inspired by my blog my little brothers decided to draw their own blob people (because they are easy to draw) and asked me to put their drawings depicting them on my blog.
Both of my brothers rocking out
Them depicting how scary they think my dad is when he is angry (he is not angry very much though).
No idea!
I like this guy but I don't know what it means.
My two little brothers believing that they are in control.
No idea what this is either but I thought it was cool.
As you can see from the pictures above my drawing skills can be matched to that of a seven year old. 

8.2.12

Camping in your back yard can be one of the best things ever; in the day time. Up to about the time I was 13 I was scared to camp in the back yard for fear of being eaten. I have composed a list of possible actions and explanations of back yard camping.
During the day time one is able to block out all and any creepy sounds. Creepy sounds are the cause for campers panic. After campers panic comes the inevitable insanity, fear factor, and or death. There are a variety of reasons people fear the dark rather than the day time. This is my personal explanation for not hearing creepy sounds during the day.
Creepy sounds generally is the start of campers panic. Once one hears a sound a conversation starts up much like this.
Me: Did you hear that?

Other guy: No I didn't what did you hear?

Me: Oh just the casual sound of some mutant beast ripping apart a grizzly bear.

Other guy: You know what I think I hear it also. In fact I think its coming towards us!

Me: Did you pack the weapons.


Other guy: No I thought you did.

Me: Ohmygoodnesswearegoingtodie!

This is what happens when I am with other people. When it is just me in the tent I start to talk to myself.
 

Generally after all of this has gone down there are two ways to handle the situation.
a) Make a dash to the house
b) Stay awake in the tent until morning.
Option a) is the option most people choose. The downside to this option is the un-mathimatical distance change that occurs during the dark. 
 Not only does the distance lengthen but you also run around screaming randomly while your shadow chases you.
Option b) is a other option that will result in fear. Generally when a weapon is in the tent the person feels inclined to stay. They see that they might have a chance against a heard of zombies with a pocket knife. The downside to this plan is it may result in no sleep.

Here are the actual facts of the scary factor during the night.


As you can see from these facts I made up that scary sounds, and the scary factor go up during the night. My best advice for backyard camping is to bring a pocket knife with you so that your scary factor goes down. The embarrassment of running into the house every time you go backyard camping might be to unbearable. I highly suggest option b).

2.2.12

16th Birthday

My birthday lands today! February 2nd, I am born on a not-so-very popular holiday; Ground Hogs Day. It is a shock to me and my parents that I have lived long enough to reach this age. Here are some ways in the past that could possibly hinder me from turning 16.
When I was little I had an extremely big head. In fact I believe my head lead me around instead of my legs. 


Falling down stairs seemed to be a life endangering situation.
and various other ways.
I think birds and squirrels teamed up to kill me while I was climbing in trees. 





And finally being chased around in the dark by a timber wolf.
It is still a wonder to me how I escaped all of this.