*Warning* People who are animal lovers, have welfare, or are members of PETA should not read this blog posting!!! I warned you, so don’t sue me because you don’t like it!
And there he is; the welfare kitty. He always wants me to feed him, but he never hunts. All he does every day is sit in front of that window and beg for food. He gave me his googley eyes.
NO! I yelled while slamming the curtains back shut (I don’t know how but I managed to slam the curtains). That cat had to go catch its food for today and not beg. Later that day I re opened the window and the cat was still there. Oh well I thought I guess I will read for a little bit.
When the cow and the sheep showed up I knew I had had enough of these welfare animals. I must do something! I MUST! So I did the only thing I really knew how to do.
Needless to say I had a good dinner that night and a whole lot less welfare animals.
*This blog posting does not entirely represent the opinions of me or my family. So, seriously, don’t sue me.*